Why does anyone do this? I mean: write shit about themselves. Dorge Kas answered this for me. After reading a few of his posts I began to think, "...boy, what fun it must've been to write that!" then I thought to myself, "...boy that was alot of fun to read." Subsequently, I chuckled through the latest post from 'Orbital Anvil Drop Station.' J.L. knows for a fact what's funny. So, thanks you gaws. You've inspired this creation fully.